Resurrection plants can dry to dust and come back. Animals can't—why?

Craterostigma plantagineum loses 95% of its water, shrivels to a dry ball, then rehydrates within hours when rain returns. Animals with similar desiccation tolerance (tardigrades, brine shrimp) are microscopic. Why don't larger animals use this trick? Is it a scaling problem, or did we evolve away from it?